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Green Shirt Offer: Save The Planet With The Earth S-Mother

by | 1st, February 2009

JONATHAN Porritt, chair of the government’s Sustainable Development Commission, says “couples” who have more than two children are being “irresponsible”.

The third child creates “an unbearable burden on the environment”. So the third child has to go, for the good of mankind. Abortion for Mother Earth!

Says Porrrit:

“I think we will work our way towards a position that says that having more than two children is irresponsible. It is the ghost at the table. We have all these big issues that everybody is looking at and then you don’t really hear anyone say the “p” word.”

The P word is of course Baby P. He is the ghost at the table, or one of them.

Baby P had two older sisters. Baby P was the third. There may be more siblings. His death was grim, but on a brighter note his passing should make our lives a bit easier.

And then there is Madeleine McCann.

She might be alive, but with two siblings, it might be better, you know if she, you know, were no longer expelling carbon dioxide and killing the polar bears.

Every cloud has a silver lining, eh.

Scarlett Keeling is dead. Her mum Fiona McKeown has nine children in all. Well, she had nine rain forest burners – Scarlett is dead, raped and murdered. Not all that nice, but – one again – there is a positive note to come from her death. Think of the coral reef.

The one big downer is that Shannon Matthews was found alive and well. Shannon is one of a Karen Matthews’ bazillion children. Fingers crossed that a diet to fast food and sweets will make that brood sterile.

Other reasons for green shirts to celebrate:

Dr Izeldeen Abuelaish – Father to eight. But now Bisan, Mayar and Aya are dead, he is father to five. That’s more than two, but it’s a start.

Zhang Yujun and Geng Jinping have been convicted of producing and selling melamine-laced “protein powder” that killed six children and sickened nearly 300,000. Six dead plus another 2 is 8. Good work!

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