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British Islamists And A Return To Fundmantalist St Valentine’s Day

by | 3rd, February 2009

RING! Ring! It’s Anjem Chouday, the “BONKERS HATE PREACHER”.

What news from the man who makes a decent stab at replacing mad mullah Omar Bakri and one-eyed, no-handed, purpled people eater Abu Hamza as the tabloids’ pet loon in residence but comes up short?

Today the Star reports that Choudary thinks anyone who sends a Valentine’s card will rot in Hell.

The Star says “sending roses or enjoying romantic candlelit meals are (his words now) “sordid acts influenced by the Devil”.

Star readers could not agree more. Cards and roses and teddy bears hanging from balloons are all sick. Just skip the meal and get to the sex, or give your loved one a meaningful gift, like a 0800 calling card, a subscription to the Fantasy Channel and some man-sized tissues.

Says Choudary:

“The recognition of the Valentine’s Day opens the door to the Devil to manipulate their behaviour, encouraging them to abandon their Islamic identity and entertain desires of lust, engage in pre-marital relationships and in other evil practices.”

But wasn’t St Valentine just a martyr of his day?

There are several stories of who he was. Some say he was a priest from Rome in the third century AD. Emperor Claudius II had banned marriage because he thought married men made poor soldiers. Valentine arranged marriages in secret.

And in Belarus, Saint Valentine, responded to rejection by taking a knife to his chest and sending her his still-beating heart as a token of his undying love. (How the heart was despatched is not said, but he may have not worked alone.)

Should Choudary be booted out to live in Muslim country?” asks the Star.

Or should St Valentine’s Day fundamentalists hold away?

You decide.

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