Anorak News | John Terry’s Transsexual Secret, Revealed!

John Terry’s Transsexual Secret, Revealed!

by | 5th, February 2009

ANORAK applauds Chelsea’s extremely heterosexual captain for having the balls to go public with his secret (until now) transsexual identity – Mr JT is perhaps the last baller we would expect this of.

Only kidding, JT’s lawyers. The photo above actually accompanied a story in the Warrington Guardian (it’s a bit like the national Guardian, except it’s for local people and full of news about racing pigeons, domestic abuse and rugby league) about disgruntled transsexual Lucy Smith (read it here).

Yes, we know it’s difficult to tear your eyes away from Terry/Lucy. She is a lady, dontcha know.

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