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Mars Merkaba Baptized In The Twitty Milk

by | 4th, February 2009

TWITTY Milk is back on the celebrioty name rollerdex. Erykah Badu has named her newborn baby girl Mars Merkaba.

When baby appeared, mum and dad, one Jay Electronica, took one look at said “Twitty Milk“. They twittered it. And a world rejoiced that Puma Rose and Seven Sirius could finally laugh at someone else.

The entire US therapy industry – and last year it outstripped coal and Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend outputĀ  – rests on children being given challenging names. The top names at The Meadows clinic are: Sunshie, Trauma and George Bush.

Mars Merkaba has big future ahead of her as a new Korean scooter and Number 32 on teh emu at the Glasgow Fish Emporium…


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