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Michael Phelps deprived of ideal munchies

by | 6th, February 2009

YESTERDAY, Kellogg announced it wouldn’t renew its sponsorship deal with bong-happy Olympian Michael Phelps, saying his behavior is “not consistent with the image of Kellogg”. And so Phelps will no longer appear on Kellogg’s cereal boxes.

This is a cruel irony for Phelps – as an alleged casual user of the green stuff, he must know what it’s like to get an attack of the munchies. And there is no better munchies fodder than breakfast cereal. Any spliffhead will tell you that.

Time for Phelps to start looking for another cereal company to sponsor him. Hell yes.

Posted: 6th, February 2009 | In: Sports Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink