Anorak News | Lindsay Lohan has The Bones Of A Flamingo

Lindsay Lohan has The Bones Of A Flamingo

by | 8th, February 2009

HOLLYWOOD firecrotch Lindsay Lohan is being interviewed by Lauren Hutton.

Now read on:

She’s got the bones of a flamingo and the spirit of a gladiator.

And I agreed to do this interview because I was curious how young celebs in the 21st century (the last gasp of the patriarchies) are replaying the roles of gods and goddesses of classical times, as figures to both live through and learn from.

Oh, and also, how do these kids think they’ll make it down the Hollywood-game trail in the dark, surrounded by poisonous bushmasters and seven-foot tiger leeches on both sides of the path?


Posted: 8th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink