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Credit Crunch Watch: Naomi Campbell, Pregnant Sex And The Specials

by | 24th, February 2009

CREDIT Crunch watch: Naomi Campbell, pregnant sex and The Specials

Moscow Naomi

Supermodel Naomi Campbell is feeling the pinch after her fella’s fortune was slashed by the credit crunch.

Naomi, we learn, has “settled in Moscow” with tycoon Vladislav Doronin.

“But she has been spotted getting £35 haircuts at a local salon and working out at a public gym” – Daily Star

Bonkers for Crunchers

RANDY Brits are turning to SEX to beat the credit crunch…Stylist Faye Sawyer – whose clients include the stars of TV talent show The X Factor – said: “The seduction industry is one sector that seems to be defying the credit crunch. People may be taking more care of their cash but they are also taking more care of themselves.

“If you can’t afford to go out you stay in, and if you stay in there is one sure fire way of passing the time that doesn’t cost a penny. But the art of love takes time and effort. The lingerie industry is responding to that demand.”

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Keith Hyams, whose company Cake Lingerie makes exotic undies for pregnant women, said: “The credit crunch has been a disaster for many firms but we’ve never had it go good. We’re one underwear firm that isn’t going bust. We make exotic lingerie that women can wear for the conception and the pregnancy – and sales are booming. People are staying in and having fun. In nine months we’ll see a population explosion. I think it’s great all these couples are having fun and loving each other all over again.” – Daily Star

Because in a credit crunch you crave more mouths to feed. Right on!

Try Wearing A Cap

The Specials to play Leeds – They topped the charts with Ghost Town as recession gripped Thatcher’s Britain back in 1981. So it’s perhaps appropriate that The Specials will provide part of 2009’s musical soundtrack in credit crunch-hit Leeds.

The reformed ‘ska’ outfit have announced a 7,000-capacity outdoor concert in the city’s Millennium Square on Sunday, May 24 – Yorkshire Evening Post

Posted: 24th, February 2009 | In: Money Comment | TrackBack | Permalink