Anorak News | Woman Gatecrashes Funeral And Hits Deceased With Magic Wand

Woman Gatecrashes Funeral And Hits Deceased With Magic Wand

by | 6th, March 2009

AT the Church of God in Gray Court, South Carolina, Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard has joined the funeral procession.

She enacts a funeral danced in front of the service, waves a wand over the coffin, opens it and hits the deceased man on the head with a wand. By way of finale she throws the flowers from the casket at the bereaved family.

She drives off in a burgundy Toyota with North Carolina plates.

America… has talent.

Police respond and pull Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard over. She admits it all.

It, says she, “felt it was the right thing to do at the time.”

Leonard, a graduate from The Center For Massage and Natural Health in Weaverville, N.C., says on her web page:

“My private office is tucked away in a serene valley surrounded by an amazing mountain-scape. My loving energy and slow flowing technique provide a truly outstanding relaxation massage.”

Are you relaxed yet? What about you in the hole?


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