Bomb Fires Scores Of Ballbearings Up Man’s Anus
WEN Hsueh says he was sitting drinking tea at the Longtang tea shoppe in south east China. A man tosses a bomb. It explodes underneath Hsueh sending tens of ball bearings shooting up his rectum.
The chair, also made in China, is once more harmed – Boy Killed By Anal Penetrating Chair.
Anorak recalls the case of the Mireal Gradinaru, who arrived at the clinic in Arad, western Romania, with a can of hairspray stuffed up her rectum.
Rumours are that she fell on it. This can happen. Remember this vicar? And how a fence can work its way up there?
Says Hsueh:
“I was drinking tea, and suddenly someone threw something into the room underneath my chair. Before I realised what was happening there was a massive explosion and I passed out.”
Says Dr Sying Wang at Wanning People’s Hospital:
“We removed nearly half a kilogram of steel balls from his bottom, but a second surgery is needed as there were too many inside to take out at once.”
Well, you get your kicks where you can. The other man remains at large…
Posted: 7th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
