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Fake Rust Car Protection Kit

by | 10th, March 2009

INTRODUCING the anti-theft car protectiosn kit:

These rust and scratch stickers are designed to make your beautiful bike/car look rusted and scratched so that passing thieves assume it’s not worth stealing due to its apparent shabbyness.

Note. This anti-theft device is not guaranteed to work in any way.

However I have stuck them to my shiney new red bike and can confirm it hasn’t been stolen yet. 13 days of not being stolen in London probably equates to 7 years of non-stealing in the friendly countryside.

The countryside – where brown rusty bits can be gotten for free by driving through fields of cows. And what’sthis madness about a car in London..?

Spotter: J-Walk

Posted: 10th, March 2009 | In: Money Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink