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Jade Goody In A Coma

by | 22nd, March 2009

JADE Goody celebrity cancer: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s celebrity cancer with Jade’s last gift, Jade’s Oxygen and a quad bike..


The last gift. After:

Jade’s last interview, Jade’s last wedding, Jade’s last dress, Jade’s last fight, Jade’s last slice of toast, Jade’s last Christening, Jade’s last party, Jade’s Last Rites; Jade’s last view, Jade’s last breath, Jade’s last Mother’s Day and Jade’s last wish.

It’s Mother’s Day.

Sunday Mirror: “TOO ILL TO SEE BOYS – EXCLUSIVE Jade in Mother’s Day heartache”

Jade Goody’s sons have been told they cannot spend her last Mother’s Day with her as she is too ill. She has been almost completely unconscious since Friday. She last spoke three days ago, when she sang in a garbled voice.

A friend said: “Since then she hasn’t said anything. She also isn’t able to eat and has only had the odd sip of Coke for the past nine days.”


Husband Jack Tweed, 21, will be sentenced on Thursday for assaulting a taxi driver – and fears he will be jailed and miss her final hours. A pal said: “He couldn’t bear to hear the news from there.”

Over to you, Jack Straw

The People: “JADE IN A COMA – Family at her bedside for last kiss goodbye”

Friends and family fear the cancer stricken TV reality star will not wake up again – but at least her pain is over. Jade, 27, lost consciousness at her home in Upshire, Essex, 24 hours before Mother’s Day when she had hoped to see her sons Bobby, five, and Freddie, four, for the last time.

Time for us to look away…

Her heartbroken family gathered around her bedside whispering personal messages to her. Mum Jackiey, 50, patted Jade’s brow and told her how much she was loved.”

Who is there to record such personal messages?

Her publicist Max Clifford said: “Jade’s big heart has kept her going but this really does seem like the end.”

A friend said: “It’s best she passes on and doesn’t wake again. We all love her dearly and don’t want her to suffer any more pain. It is time to join the angels.”

So what’s Jade up to?

When a cancer sufferer slips into a coma their breathing changes gradually before it completely stops. They slip slowly into unconciousness [sic] and feel dreamy. Eventually the victim cannot be woken at all but sometimes it’s possible they can hear those around them, or be aware that there are people there.

Can’t be woken… like, you know, dead?

No matter what their conscious state, the dying person will have a sense of what is happening around them, even if they can’t communicate.

Was ever Jade…

News of The World: “Dying Jade slips into 48hr ‘coma’”

Adams and Tweed left the house separately around lunchtime. Jade’s husband looked distraught as he climbed into a friend’s car and, asked how Jade was, replied: “Sleeping”.

What make and model of car, Max?

But he joked that his mother-in-law Jackiey Budden, seen wiping away tears outside the house yesterday, had had a spray tan after Jade said she had to look her best at her funeral.

Forty minutes later personal trainer Adams and a friend returned carrying M&S and Clinton Cards bags. Tweed arrived back at the house shortly after 5.30pm clutching a bunch of roses.

Roses by..? Come on, Max. Don’t take your eye off the ball now.

Mail on Sunday: “Jack Tweed leaves Jade’s bedside to buy a moving Mother’s Day card”

As Jade Goody clung to life today her new husband Jack Tweed left her bedside to buy a moving Mother’s Day card.

It carried the message: ‘A mum is like a tea bag; only in hot water do you realise how strong she is.’ A teacup on the card bore the message: ‘Love you, Jade’.

It is not known whether Jade, or her mother Jackiey, will receive the card; it would be equally suitable for both.

This would be Jackiey Goody, the mother who has been such a tower to strength in her daughters’ life?


BATTLING Jade Goody’s brave fight against cancer has been boosted by flower power. Dying Jade, 28, has stunned doctors by defiantly clinging on to life. And pals say the amazing influx of flowers from fans has helped keep her going.

As well as giving Jade a ‘feelgood factor’ they have filled her house with oxygen, which has helped her breathing.

Flowers by… Max? Max!

And Jade has bought them a very special Mother’s Day present to help keep them occupied. The kind-hearted star has splashed out on a top-of-the-range £550 Kazuma Wombat 50 quad bike for the boys to play around on.

Jade Goody – a death in soundbites…

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