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British Women Choose New Sex Delay Spray

by | 7th, April 2009

“SEX delay spray is on the way,” announces the Sun.

The Sun’s health editor, Emma Morton, screams:

Peaking too fast can ruin relationships and premature ejaculation affects up to 40 per cent of males. [Source: Morton Studies 1988-2007.]

With base notes of last night’s kebab overlaid with flat lemon alcopop and strawberry Chewits, the typical Sun reader may already be able to delay sex for days maybe weeks or even months.

But now with sex delay spray, they can go even longer.

Study leader Prof Wallace Dinsmore, of the Royal Victoria Hospital, Belfast, said: “The spray improved sexual performance and satisfaction and was well tolerated by both patients and their partners, with no systemic side effects.”

Says Michelle Broman, of Sudbury Town:

“When Brian came home from drinking I used to reach for the hairspray, but what with the CFCs and concern over greenhouse gases I swapped it for a can of mace. I plan to use Sex Delay from now on.”

Sex Delay – helping British women since 2009.

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