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Amy Winehouse Sings The Ultimate Betrayal

by | 14th, April 2009

AMY Winehouse has penned a song called The Ultimate Betrayal “after hearing claims hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL got another woman pregnant”.

So says the Sun. That woman is called Gilleen Morris, and she tells of her love child “following a romp with Blake, 27, in a Sheffield rehab clinic”.

Hours after hearing the news, Amy went to her studio on Caribbean isle St Lucia and penned her emotional song.

Well, in every cloud a silver lining; in every ashtray a blimp of hash; in every jail a sweet-looking boy called Justin… But what do this song?

It even repeats the famous line from her biggest hit Rehab: “No, No, No.”

The song repeats the of-repeated line “No, No, No”? Amy’s catchphrase?

Before long Winehouse will be in panto. Here she comes now pushing shopping trolley and dressed in a gorilla suit from the brow up. Parp!

Amy: “Wotcha!”

Crowd: “No!”

Amy: “Right toe?”

Crowd: “No!”

Amy: “Right-ho.”

Crowd: “No!”

All together: “No! No! No!”

Amy now sings:

All I want is proper cup of cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot, I may be off my dot but I want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot, pink coffee pots, blue coffee pots, they’re no good to me…

Crowd: “No! No! No!”

Amy: “…If I can’t have proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot I’ll have a cup of tea…”

Says a source:

“She keeps repeating the line: ‘Blake a baby, no, no, no.’ It’s very haunting.”

Take it to the grave…

Posted: 14th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink