Anorak News | Australia Prepares For War With North Korea

Australia Prepares For War With North Korea

by | 14th, April 2009

AUSTRALIA salutes the cause of global independence and immortal contribution to the development of the friendly relations between the Land Of Bonza and North Korea, sworn enemy of the land of the Bonsai.

(Parliamentary Secretary for Early Childhood Education and Child Care) Maxine McKew wants to train toddlers and pre-school children to become political activists.

To the finger paints!

She has drafted her controversial Early Years Learning Framework which, if adopted, would cover all kindergartens, childcare centres and other early childhood settings….She wants children to:

CONTRIBUTE in a meaningful way to reconciliation, including flying the Aboriginal flag and inviting elders to give talks.

USE “social inclusion puppets” and “persona dolls” to explore exclusion and ethical issues…

ASSESS and act on power dynamics as they get older.

Australia is making ready for glorious war: with these fine child Armies:

Nashi V Camp Okutta: Russian Scouts And Candian Moose F*ckers Prepare For War

The BNP’s Hitler Youth, CCF, Nashi And Other NUT Jobs

Obama Jugend: Obama Youth Junior Fraternity Regiment

Sunday School Army

Gordon Brown Stood Up As Boy Scouts of America Prepare For War

In North Korea:

General Secretary Kim Jong Il was presented with a floral basket by Mahmoud Abbas, chief of the Palestinian National Authority, on the occasions of the Day of the Sun and the 16th anniversary of Kim Jong Il’s election as chairman of the National Defence Commission of the DPRK.

And those Palestinian kids sure know how to activate…

MICKEY Mouse. Dead.
Gerry Mouse: Fatwa. As good as dead.
Assud The Bunny: Dead.
Nahoul The Bee. Dead.

Bring on Nassur the mentally negligible teddy bear.

Spotter: Andrew Bolt

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