Anorak News | Hulk Hogan Did Not Kill His Wife, Like OJ Simpson

Hulk Hogan Did Not Kill His Wife, Like OJ Simpson

by | 15th, April 2009

HULK Hogan, the neon-skinned former wrestler who looks like the product of Chernobyl fertility clinic *, says he understands OJ SImpson’s motives for (not?) killing his wife with a big knife.

Says The Hulk (real name FFF000), via Rolling Stone, who was removed from his family domicile by wife Linda:

“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.”

Watch out for Hulk taking sports memorablia at gun poiint – such items as his ankle boots, depilated chest hair taken from his torso (a UNESCO place of special scientific interest) and his tight-fitting leatherette driving gloves…

* Hogan is one-off (they really did break the mould), but he seems to have been cloning his daughter, and is now dating one of the specimens…

Hulk Hogan’s Daughter And Girlfriend Cloned

Posted: 15th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink