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The Jade Goody Musical

by | 25th, April 2009

jade-goody-musicalWHO will play Jade Goody in Jade Goody The Musical?

The show is the work of Danny Hayward, Goody’s former business partner, who tells us that in order to keep the brand alive:

“If the show continues to raise awareness about cervical cancer, be a good night out and further her legacy, then it’s not really hurting anyone.”

Gimme a beat:

Cervical cancer
Jade Goody in a Hoody
A chancer’s dancer

Hayward says the musical is to be written by “well-known bands, who wish to remain anonymous”.

Showaddywaddy were ever a band to take risks, and it’s been too long since Hear’Say were in the fore of popular music.

So who plays Jade, or will she too remain anonymous, a famous actress dressed in a Hoody, her voice castrated by a mouthful of Goody Gracious Me chutneys from Jade’s range of condiments and pickles?

The smart money is on Jade Goody to play herself; the world’s greatest method actor reprising the role that made her famous.

Failing that, Letitia Dean, Kerry Katona or Pob, the children’s TV character (pictured).

Mum Jackiey: Cathy Burke, Mary the Punk from EastEnders, Fergie Duchess of York or anyone from Steps.

Jack: Danny Dyer, footballer John Terry (showing a Vinny Jones hand down the font of acting’s cod piece and grabbing on hard) or Pete Doherty.

Max Clifford: Ken Kercheval.

This will be genuine bona fide Cock-ernie fare.

Goody. Goody, Goody yum-yum…

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