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Joe Biden Orders Everyone To Sneeze Only In Fields

by | 30th, April 2009

joe-biden-fieldJOE Biden says on NBC’s Today show that in light of Mexican flu he will not be travelling by plane, car, cannon, hairplug, lunar module or Space Shuttle.

He will also be relocating his office to a field in central Wyoming, with his PA in a meadow in North Dakota, his crimper in Ohio and his family in a safe house at the Arctic Research Facility in Northern Canada.

Says Joe:

I would tell members of my family — and I have — I wouldn’t go anywhere in confined places now. It’s not that it’s going to Mexico. It’s [that] you’re in a confined aircraft. When one person sneezes, it goes all the way through the aircraft. That’s me. …

So, from my perspective, what it relates to is mitigation. If you’re out in the middle of a field when someone sneezes, that’s one thing. If you’re in a closed aircraft or closed container or closed car or closed classroom, it’s a different thing.

Depends if it’s a field full of pigs, of course.

But while Joe says it’s every Joe for himself, the media nods and agrees. Get this in the Telegraph:

So far only one swine flu case has been confirmed in London, but health experts fear that the city could become a “breeding ground” for the virus.

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