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WHO Is God: The Swine Flu Religion

by | 4th, May 2009

swine-flu-whoBELIEF in swine flu pandemic is a bit like believing in God: if you believe in God then in the hereafter you get to live in Heaven; if you don’t all you get is a split second to say “See!” or eternal damnation up to your neck in pig shit.

Do you believe in swine flu? If you do, then stick on a mask, go long on toilet rolls and prepare to spend years living indoors. If you don’t then, you might get ill and you might die alone.

The Head of the World Health Organisation, Margaret Chan, runs the Swine Flu Church, and from her pulpit she says that Swine Flu may be gone, but it may return “with a vengeance” in the months ahead.

So you believe?

Mexico’s health minister José Angel Cordova, says:

“The evolution of the epidemic is now in its phase of descent.”

The Mexican Government says of the 176 deaths, only 19 of the suspected, er, 100 deaths from the H1N1 virus had been confirmed.

Says Chan, verily:

“We hope the virus fizzles out, because if it doesn’t we are heading for a big outbreak.”


“I’m not predicting the pandemic will blow up, but if I miss it and we don’t prepare, I fail. I’d rather over-prepare than not prepare.”


“WHO is God” will be debated in the media until Ebola/ jihadis/ MRSA/ bird flu etc. have killed us all…

Note: Most cults take an age to go global – but WHO manged it in days…

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