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Peaches Geldof Linked To Swine Flu

by | 5th, May 2009

pixie-geldofSTEP forward, Pixie Geldof, sister to Peaches Geldof, and say why you should be the celebrity face of swine flu:

“Pixie in Pig Flu shocker “(Star) and “Swine Flu Closes Pixie’s School” (Express) set the tone for Pixie’s pitch. And not her’s alone:

PIXIE and Peaches Geldof’s old school has been closed after six pupils were struck down with swine flu.

The children aged 11 and 12 caught the deadly virus from a classmate who visited the US at Easter. Now posh Alleyn’s School in Dulwich, south-east London, has shut its doors for at least seven days.

Pixie is 18, younger sister to Peaches, 20…

All pupils and staff are being given the anti-viral drug Tamiflu and A-level exams for pupils in Years 12 and 13 will also have to be rearranged, said headmaster Colin Diggory.

So Peaches and Pixie don’t go to the school?

Other former pupils at the £3,350-a-term independent school also include singer Jay Kay, 39, actor Jude Law, 36, and flamboyant TV presenter Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, 44.

None of whom go to the school.

One who does got to Alleyn’s is 12-year-old Sophie De Salis.

Says Swine Flu Sophie:

“I just felt like I had a cough and was under the weather. When I found out it was swine flu I was worried but really it just felt like a normal cold. I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.”

But it was, and now you’re on the cover of the Mail holding a clarinet.

The Mail hears from another dad:

Mr Wyburd, a self- employed marketing consultant from Herne Hill, South London, said his daughter was not particularly friendly with the other pupils who had the virus. “We don’t know how she got ill,’ he said. ‘No one can quite work it out.”

Old Mr Anorak’s suggest shared cigarettes or kissing in the loos…

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