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Afghanistan’s Only Pig Locked In Safe House

by | 6th, May 2009

swine-flu-afghanistanIN Afghanistan, the country’s only known pig is in hiding.

“Afghanistan’s only pig quarantined in flu fear”

The pig usually resides in Kabul zoo, amid the goats and the donkeys.

Says Aziz Gul Saqib, director of Kabul Zoo:

“For now the pig is under quarantine, we built it a room because of swine influenza. We’ve done this because people are worried about getting the flu.

“We understand that, but most people don’t have enough knowledge. When they see the pig in the cage they get worried and think that they could get ill.”

Of course, the only thing to do is to kill the pig. Then gut the pig. Then fry the pig in its own fat and serve between two slices of hot buttered burka with dashings of HP…

Or put the pig in a cannon and launch it at Pakistan.

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