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Perverted Jews To Blame For Swine Flu, Says Egypt

by | 11th, May 2009

jews-swine-fluSWINE Flu. Let’s blame the Jews:

A new fatwa published in Egypt determines that the source of all the existing pigs in the world is Jews, who were cursed by Allah. The new edict was issued by Sheikh Ali Osman from the Egyptian Waqf ministry.

Beware the kosher pig in Jew clothing:

Due to their Jewish roots, Sheikh Osman says, it is permissible to slaughter all the pigs [to allegedly counter swine flu]. The religious scholar was quoted as saying by a Jordanian newspaper that he personally believes the source of the pigs is Jews and thus the consumption of pork meat is banned in Islam.

Jews love pork. As it says in the Torah: “A bacon sandwich is not a bacon sandwich if you eat in when no-one is looking, and it’s crispy…”

He added that a person who consumes swine flesh is considered as one who consumed another “impure person.” Sheikh Osman said his fatwa is being supported by the heads of al Azhar, but they fear to publicly confirm it.

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