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Susan Boyle Sings At FA Cup Final

by | 30th, May 2009

amanda-holden-boyleIT’S FA Cup final days and that means… lots more Susan Boyle. So Susan: Chelsea or Everton?

In “HAIRY ANGEL II” the Mirror’s footy mad David Maddock puts English football’s showpiece event in context:

Fellaini’s out to show that Belgium’s got talent, too!

And it’s got chocolate and weird adverts and paedos and fat detectives…

Susan Boyle takes to the stage at Wembley tonight, but Everton hope their own Hairy Angel will have already captivated the nation.

Are Everton playing a middle-aged frumpy woman up front? A new Rooney?

Marouane Fellaini, the Belgian with the wild Afro that has become a symbol of Everton’s progress to today’s FA Cup Final, will stride out hoping to inspire the Toffees’ to their first silverware since 1995.

Fellaiani has never been kissed. In other FA Cup Final news, the Sun catches up with footy mad Amanda Holden. Come on you blondes…

Keeley Bolger enthuses:

STAUNCH Everton fan Amanda Holden is upset she’s missing tomorrow’s FA Cup to judge the Britain’s Got Talent final.

How upset? Upset enough to move her forehead into a frown? Upset enough to scrap the talent show for a ticket to support her beloved Blues?

The 38-year-old actress told This Morning that much as she loves her TV job, she is “gutted” that she can’t go to the footy final which she had tickets for – in the directors box.

Gutted! True Everton fans can just weep.

Amanda said: “I am very torn about tomorrow. Everton are playing Chelsea and I’m a huge Everton fan, and I can’t go to the final!”

You can. A true fan would just go. Nothing would stop them.

“I had tickets for the directors box and everything. My seats were going to be right where we are going to lift the cup… I’m gutted.”

So go. Go on. Go.

But Amanda said despite the footy clash, she’s really excited about the BGT final. Amanda said: “OK, if Susan wasn’t in the final – which obviously she’s going to be, there’s no panics about that!”

Come on you Boyle – Fuck off you Boyle…

“But if she wasn’t I would love Stavros Flately to win. And of course Everton to win the cup final! Come on you blue boys!”

You sang all the songs, who sang all the songs, you fat bas…

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