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Vogue Catches Swine Flu

by | 1st, June 2009

vogue-swine-fluAFTER Swine Flu strikes at Eton, news reaches us that El Porcino has arrived at Vogue magazine New York. Might swine flu be the revolution the proletariat has been waiting for?

The Daily Intel puiblishes the following memo Conde Nast employees:

Date: Mon, 1 Jun 2009 11:56:41 -0400
To: Conde Nast NY – All
Conversation: Flu Advisory
Subject: Flu Advisory

We were recently notified by an employee working on the 12th floor at 4 Times Square [Ed.: WHERE VOGUE IS!!] that a doctor confirmed a positive test outcome for Influenza A (according to CDC, the H1N1 virus is a sub-type of Influenza A). This employee also confirms being under a doctor’s care and currently recovering at home.

In line with CDC recommendations, please monitor any flu-like symptoms should they arise and check with your healthcare provider about any special care that may be required should you be pregnant or have a chronic health condition such as diabetes, heart disease, asthma, or emphysema.

Look out for the size 0 mask and models embracing swine flu – what with all that vomiting and going off your food…

Spotter: Daily Intel

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