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Susan Boyle Joins Abba

by | 15th, June 2009

susan-boyle-abbaSUSAN Boyle Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Susan Boyle in the news. Susan goes home. Glasgow waits for Susan Boyle. Abba’s Super Trouper made real is at rest.

SUSAN Boyle knows. Susan Boyle knows that to be truly great you need to go out on a high; you need to keep them baying for more.

Susan Boyle has limped from the stage. She will not go on in Manchester. Susan Boyle will not say, “I lurve yooooou Manchesta”, or, given her catchphrase, “F*** off Manchester.”

Manchester will not be made whole by Susan Boyle, she of the “angelic voice”.

Instead of Boyle in the flesh, Manchester locals received a video clip of her “journey” played on stage.

Manchester is now a stage of the Cross Scot. Children will weep.

Tonight, Susan Boyle is scheduled to tread the stage at Glasgow SECC. Will she sing?

Glasgow waits. And Pebbles takes a call:

I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow
All I do is eat and sleep and sing
Wishing every show was the last show
(wishing every show was the last show)
So imagine I was glad to hear you’re coming
(glad to hear you’re coming)
Suddenly I feel all right
(and suddenly it’s gonna be)
And it’s gonna be so different
When Im on the stage tonight

Susan Boyle will bring her own beams of light…

Posted: 15th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink