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Lindsay Lohan Cleared Over Elle Jewellery Theft

by | 18th, June 2009

linday-lohan-jewelsLINDSAY Lohan is not the world’s leading jewel thief, so adding another “not” to the growing list of things that Lindsay Lohan is not.

Says a spokesperson for Elle magazine, from where £400,000 of gems allegedly went missing following a fashion shoot with Lohan, who, incidentally, is not a model:

Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make.”

So that’s it for Lohan. Another day of disappointment. Lindsay, you are not a top jewel thief. Sorry. We know, the list of career options is dwindling.

Of course, we knew that she was innocent.

Had Lindsay Lohan stolen the gems she’d most likely have photographed herself wearing them over naked skin and then published the shot on Twitter.

Feel free to discuss what else Lindsay Lohan isn’t.

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