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Peaches Geldof Studies Scientology

by | 21st, June 2009

peaches-geldofNEWS reaches us that try-hard rebel Peaches Geldof – the girl who turned up a swinger’s club and found her mum and dad handing out towels – has been studying Scientology for nine months.

The Sunday Mirror’s Dean Piper is excited and says:

The patience of Sir Bob Geldof is set to be tested once more, as I can reveal his daughter Peaches is far more into her Scientology studies than anyone realised. You have to wonder whether Bob will finally be pushed over the edge by her latest antics researching the mysterious faith.

This would be pop star Bob Geldof, the man who squired and bred with wildchild TV presenter Paula Yates, the man who called his daughter Peaches, the man who can be seen about town dressed as aged Zippo clown? He would be outraged by his daughter sitting in a church?

After all, he has remained tight-lipped over her past run-ins with cops, her rumoured drug overdose and her Las Vegas marriage to rocker Max Drummey.

How hard Peaches Geldof tries to look edgy and interesting. And hwo she fails. Mum and dad are always at the party ahead of Peaches. When Peaches arrives at the cool do, mum and dad and the in crowd have already moved on to somewhere much more exclusive.

Millions of Peaches

To be different Peaches would need to do something drastic like get a proper job, say, as a nurse – but not save as many people as dad – or dye her hair blonde – but not as blonde as mum’s.

Instead of being a real rebel, pastiche Peaches trots along to the Church of Scientology centre in LA. And does exactly what’s expected of her. She studies not Islam nor Judaism not Catholicism but Scientology, the remedial religion.

Says a source:

“Peaches became sober a year ago now. And shortly after she started looking for fulfilment in life. She’d had a few crazy years learning to cope with fame and growing up and wanted to see whether she could gain anything in life from any faiths.”

Are you still there? Peaches is learning to cope with fame by attempting against all the barriers presented by a lack of any talent to be famous.

Meanwhile, all the cool cats are studying the new religion – you know, Peaches, that one. Scientology is part of the establishment and soooo very yesterday…

Posted: 21st, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink