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Rihanna To Play Wonder Woman

by | 23rd, June 2009

rihanna-courtroomRIHANNA’S lover Chris Brown has been sent to mingle with the Celebrity Police Force for six months, and  the good people at Michele Marie PR notice something about Rihanna. No, not the bruises and the discomfort but the gems:


Rihanna’s Court Style

LOS ANGELES – June 22, 2009 – While attending the Chris Brown preliminary hearing, Rihanna wore a vintage [redacted] yellow gold and diamond bracelet watch (Retail price, $8,500) and vintage [redacted] 18 karat yellow gold, ruby and diamond earrings (Retail price, $13,000), both from [redacted].

Gawker’s Cajun Boy spares the client any shame by redacting the press release in the manner of a House of Commons goon. Anorak wonders why she didn’t defend herself with it when Brown attacked. Wonder Woman, she ain’t.

As for Chris Brown – well, as Simon Scowl says, he gets to spend more time with his bowling alley:

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