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Cristiano Ronaldo ‘Too Gay’ For Paris Hilton

by | 24th, June 2009

winky-and-wonky5MORE news on Winky & Wonky, as we learn that Hilton did not date Cristiano Ronaldo because he is “TOO GAY”.

So says the Star, which offers a handy guide to any other stars and men who want to dodge the home movie porn star. Readers learn:

Paris enjoyed a sizzling romp with the £80million Portuguese ace in Los Angeles nightspot MyHouse as he celebrated his transfer from Manchester United.

Romp is tabloidese for sitting on a banquette talking. Full on sex is sharing a taxi. An orgy is dining in the same restaurant.

A Hollywood source said: “She likes her guys to be macho and as far as she’s concerned Ronaldo turned out to be a real cissy. Paris likes her men rugged, it’s as simple as that.

“She thought her friends would laugh at her if she dated a guy who walks around with flowers in his hair.”

Paris Hilton’s friends may find all manner of reasons to laugh at her, but low on the long list is her befriending the world’s most of-the-moment, desirable footballer.

Paris, 28, was also concerned Cristiano, 24, was overwhelmed by the amount of attention she received during the two evenings they spent together. “He was just too uptight for her to find attractive,” added the source.

Indeed. The man who performs live before 100,000 people every week, may be awestruck by the sight of a man with a mobile phone camera watching him as he sits on a sofa.

Leave the fame to the professional, Ronaldo. Paris is out of your league…

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