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heat and Closer Ask: How Fat Is Kerry Katona?

by | 30th, June 2009

kerry-katona-fatHOW fat is Kerry Katona?

Closer readers learn that Kerry is a “fat cow”.

“She’s put on 2st!”

Being bi-polar, Kerry does nothing by halves, so there a picture of Our Kerry downing a pint of ale.

WHY DIDN’T YOU STOP ME BINGEING?” asks Closer, a question Katona is said to have put to husband Mark Croft.

How could you let me look like a fat cow in a bikini?

Why didn’t you stop me?

The questions keep coming, affording no chance for Croft to answer. And we can only guess that he was looking for his napkin when Kerry chinned “three lunches during one sitting – fish and chips, fried garlic prawns and pork ribs, all washed down with lager and Bacardi Breezers.”

On a positive note, it was only 8:00am which shows that Kerry is having no trouble getting out of bed. Only joking, lunch is at lunchtime.

And Kerry has no time to lose because personal trainer Scott Wright has designed a keep-fit regime for Katona.

“Scott advises Kerry to concentrate on her legs, chest, back, shoulders, triceps and biceps.”

Leaving Hate and Groser to focus on her stomachs, buttocks and navel…

Posted: 30th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink