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Global Warming Ruins Wimbledon

by | 3rd, July 2009

tennis1GLOBAL warming – or summer, as it used to be called – has ruined Wimbledon.

The abscence of Great British ballboys placing down copies of Nuts magazine to pull a tarpaulin sheet across Centre Court and a muted Cliff Richard – the acoustics with the roof shut are not nearly good enough for such a champion of the summer sport – plus the errie spectre of a British player proves that not all change is necessary.

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