Michael Jackson’s Gay Lover Lawrence Tells All
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: In which Michael Jackson has a “string of gay lovers”.
Having heard from all of those who knew Michael Jackson intimately, and heard from those who never met him but felt as though they knew Michael Jackson intimately, we watch the Jackson narrative move into the deranged gay paedo stage.
The Sun: “MICHAEL Jackson had a string of gay lovers who he seduced by saying: “The King of Pop is going to lick your lollipop”, it was claimed last night.
A sensational new book rushed out in the wake of Jackson’s death insists “virtually everybody” around him knew he was gay.
Virtually everyone, besides the hundreds who have opened up on “My Good Pal Michael Jackson” in the past weeks.
And not only was Jackso a paedo poofta but he was a tranny paedo poofta.
And it alleges he would sneak out of his home at midnight dressed as a WOMAN to keep seedy dates with a male lover.
No, not the La Toya Jackson, that disguise is fooling no-one. And we know this is all true because biographer Ian Halperin “claims to have tracked down two of the superstar’s alleged male lovers”.
Coincidentally, Halperin has a book coming out. It’s just his bad luck that Jackson went and died before these allegations could be made.
As the lawyers weep at cruel fate, and Old Mr Anorak blanches whiter than, well, Michael Jackson, Halperin reports on one of Jackson’s gay lovers:
“The very first time he had sex with me he said, ‘The King of Pop’s going to lick your lollipop’. I still laugh thinking about that…
“He claims the two lovers he traced were a Hollywood waiter and an aspiring actor, ‘Lawrence’… Lawrence added: “He was very shy. But when he started to have sex, he was insatiable.”
Another source is quoted:
“He met a construction worker and fell madly in love with him. Michael would leave the house in disguise, often dressed as a woman, and would go to meet his boyfriend at a motel that was one of Vegas’ grungiest dives.”
A construction worked and transvestite. And a policeman. And a native American Indian. And a naval officer. All singins:
In the ladies
You can meet Wacko Jacko
In the ladies
Can’t you see we need a hand
In the ladies, in the ladies…
We can only repeat that it is such a deep, throbbing shame Jackson is not alive to be freed from the closet by these allegations.
But alas he is dead. The gay, sicko, paedo is dead.
RIP.
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