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Peter Andre And Katie Price Rebranded As Tits 4 Tats

by | 16th, July 2009

7195987BY now you’ll be wondering what pop acorn Peter Andre has been up to. How are the kids? What of his fragrant wife Katie Price? How’s the singing coming along?

The Mail brings news of the couple we call Tits 4 Tats:

An emotional Peter Andre said living his relationship with Katie Price in the public eye was a ‘mistake’ today as he made his first British TV appearance since their split.

Look up ‘irony’ in the Anorak Picture Dictionary and there’s a picture neon-tinged Peter Andre. It gets better:

Talking to Phillip Schofield and Fern Britton, the singer kept to his pledge that he would not discuss the reasons behind the split for the sake of their three children.

For the sake of the kidzzzzz, Pete will go on the telly. For the kidzzzzz sake Pete will talk about his life and Katie Price bu t he will not reveal all. For the kidzzzzzzzzzzzzz he will remain silent. So says Peter Andre.

“I hope people don’t think that (miscarriage) would be behind our split. There’s a lot of reasons why we split up.”

Miscarriage? Oh, the one that you would never mention. Go on. About those other reasons:

“What’s done is done. You’ve got to move on. The kids are everything to me. Yes, we’re in the public eye. I don’t want to say anything bad about the mother of my children.”

Dignity thy name is Peter Andre.

As the Mail says:

Peter is now focusing his energies on being a father, his new album and his new reality TV show.

And not talking about Katie Piece on ITV daytime telly…



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