FBI Scuppers Plot To Break Bernie Madoff Free From Jail
BERNIE Madoff is rumoured to have been the inspiration for an alleged plot to bust him out of Butner Federal Prison in North Carolina.
The plan involved five prisoners kneeling down by a wall. On their backs would kneel four more prisoners. On their backs three prisoners. And two more on their backs. Then Bernie would climb to the top and vault the wall.
Bernie’s absconding would create a vacancy to be filled by someone from the second tier who would duly ascend to the top.
He would be replaced by a felon below and so on until a new investor (soap on a rope, tobacco, Enron shares – what you got?) would join the lowest tier.
This would continue with all prisoners escaping until a few unlucky prisoners would be unable to vault the wall and each be sentenced to 321 years in jail and/or a steep fine.
Posted: 16th, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Money Comments (7) | TrackBack | Permalink
