Rabid French Chipmunks Invade Britain
MEDIA Scare Stories: The Daily Mail scours news wires, medical reports and research notes for grim news, and finally its quest bears dividends – Killer French Chipmunks and Swine Flu Foriegners…
Noots – “Thousands of French chipmunks carrying potentially fatal diseases heading towards to Britain – Thousands of chipmunks carrying potentially fatal diseases which have been spreading westwards across France have now reached Paris, raising the threat they could reach Britain” – Daily Mail
Donta panicos you Ingleeesh pigs! – “IMMIGRANTS who can barely speak English will be used to man the phones at emergency swine flu call centres, it was revealed yesterday” – Daily Express
Rotten luck – “More Bodies Go Unclaimed as Families Can’t Afford Funeral Costs” – Los Angeles Times
Posted: 22nd, July 2009 | In: Reviews Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
