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Millions Of Britons Fake Swine Flu

by | 25th, July 2009

7627381GOOD news for those of you unable to log onto the Swine Flu website or catch up with old friends on the Swine Flu hotline.

The Government has issued a new set of adverts for the National Pandemic Flu Service in England which will instruct work-shy, holiday-minded British workers on how to fake the deadly flu.

On a disappointing note, the Times leads with news of “swine flu screening” at airports. Anyone with a doctor’s note singing them off work and who is planning a short recuperation to the Spanish costas may care something less scary, like meningitis instead.

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