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Jade Goody’s New Reality TV Show Stars Jack Tweed, Katie Price And Kerry Katona

by | 13th, August 2009

7094226NEWS from Jade’s Goody Industries’ AGM is that The Jade Goody Mum, Jackiey Budden, “is very concerned about Jack Tweed’s current mental state. She wants him away from the kids.

“She met Jeff [Brazier – now a GMTV presenter] last week to discuss going to the High Court to get an injunction stopping him from having access to the children.”

One day on from telling readers that news, the Sun now tells us:

The womaniser burst into tears when he read The Sun’s revelations that Jackiey wants the High Court to rule he is unfit to be with the lads.

The Sun is functioning as the Jade Goody Inc. in-house organ, recording all details of words and meetings for the shareholders to deliberate over.

Do we sell Jade and buy Kerry Katona (“Kerry Kadoner”) pictured on the Mirror’s cover eating a kebab?

Once the newspapers were tomorrow’s fast-food wrapping – now they’re last night’s.

Or do investors split resources on Kerry and Katie Price?

I heard that Kerry Katona’s marriage seems to have broken up. I feel really sorry for her and want to send her my best wishes. I would happily meet up with Kerry if she needs to talk or wants a shoulder to cry on.” – Jordan

Says Jack:

It’s rubbish that I have to keep reading what she thinks about me in the papers.”

Yeah, where’s the reality TV show – Keeping Down With the Goodys, with Kerry Katona and Katie Price walk-on parts? Peter Andre would do the intro musak. Without it, Jade Good Industries may be soon be a victim of the recession…


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