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Vanessa Hudgens And Zac Efron Do Katie Price And Peter

by | 16th, August 2009

7067230ANORAK spots: Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron getting married, Levi Johnston naked, Peter Andre misses Katie Price, Britney Spears does the doggy and N-Dubz in panto…

* VANESSA Hudgens and Zac Efron are getting married, to each other.

Says Hudgens:

“Zac likes me in bright red lipstick. I am his one true vamp!”

Just bright red lipstick and nothing else. But there is hope for you teens that the wedding might not happen and Zac/Vanessa can be yours:

“We haven’t set a date and if we did we’d keep it secret for as long as possible. Why? What if one of us was offered a major film part? Then we’d have to postpone our marriage and people would say we’d split up. And we don’t want that.”

Teenagers with links to the film biz are right now pestering mum and dad to given Zac and Vanessa parts in film that keep them miles apart. “Dad, I think Zac would be great with Sienna Miller”; “Mum, Vanessa is puurrfect for Kabul Road Rage 3000” – Showbiz Spy

* Former Sarah Palin son-in-law Levi Johnston says he may pose nude if the price is right.

“It depends on the money, man.”

And if they make a sequel… – USA Mag

* According to TMZ, Britney Spears’ new head weave makes her a ringer for “Dog the Bounty Hunter” star Duane ‘Dog’ Chapman.

If the hair gets together, it may breed and create a Kajagoogoo tribute act – TMZ

* Peter Andre proves how much he has moved on from Katie Price by telling viewers of his sentimental show Going It Alone that he is missing Katie Price.

“I do miss her. I hate missing her, I hate it. Funny thing is, I don’t even know what I miss, because there was so much bad.”

Has he stopped talking about her long enough to notice she’s not there? – Digital Spy

* N-dubz do panto

There’s also a little poison – on one song, Dappy disses a “bisexual prick” and blames him for spreading Aids – but a little marketable homophobia never did Eminem any harm. Despite this, it’s all strangely family friendly. There’s a bit of larking about in boxing robes to the “Eye of the Tiger” riff, and Dappy gets the crowd to chant “Fazer is a plonker”. They stop just short of soliciting a “He’s behind you!!!”.

Whatever your preconceptions, N-Dubz’s urban panto is fun for all ages …. – Indy

Behind you – no, not that close, batty boy…

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