German Holidaymakers’ British-Style Sex Orgy At Mallorca Nightclub
PSST! Wanna see German holidaymakers partaking in a “wild sex orgy on stage” at Paradies nightclub in Mallorca?
One man’s Paradies (Mr Mosley?) might be another man’s 9th circle of Hell, but German tabloid Bild is not only here to judge.
At 3.30am:
Six young women dressed in sexy underwear strode on to the club’s stage while a compere got the male half of the audience worked up, shouting: “Welcome to the orgy in Paradies! Who wants some? Who wants to come on stage?”
Who wants some? The Germans are more like us than we’d feared.
Hands shoot up. Six men are chosen. Condoms are administered and on the command “Und Zer Off”, six Helmuts colonise a small sweaty unhygienic region of Spain.
Says one German stage diver:
“I wanted to try something new, but my one bit me. It was painful rather than pleasurable…”
But the best part of the report is the challenge laid down by the German tabloid:
The orgy left the Brits – infamous for drunkenness and violence at holiday resorts across Europe – floundering in the bad behaviour stakes.
One could argue that this is a stereotypical and arcane image, perhaps one encouraged by the notion that Europeans owe the British a debt of thanks – if that means mopping up their vomit and other excretions, then so be it – and that the Germans are to be forever apologetic.
You can have the sunloungers, but the rest of the country remains free.
But looking back would be to fall into an easy trap. The Germans have moved on and no longer export their brand of officialdom to collaborating continentals:
Says a police spokesman:
“The nightclub’s license does not cover sex parties, for that the owners need a pornography license. We will investigate it with our special department.”
The Mallorca police force has an orgy department. And they should do some checking because the Paradies club bills itself as:
“Where anything goes – Where anything is allowed.”
Nights include: “Sex Angels Night”, “Erotica Night” and “University of Sex Night”. Pictures of the “dancers” brings to mind East European prostitutes and itching.
As they say in Germany: “If you can’t beat zer Britisher tabloids, join zem…”
Posted: 18th, August 2009 | In: Reviews Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
