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Michael Jackson Buried With Naked Boy And Conrad Murray’s Whereabouts Revealed

by | 19th, August 2009

michael-jackson-in-coffinMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news – Conrad Murray’s hiding place revleaed and Michael gets a hole in the ground for his birthday present, when he really wanted some drugs, boys and hugs.

Before Michael Jackson is cremated atop a huge bithday cake decorated with blow torches, each held aloft by the effigy of a hungry, naked child, a few words from Dr Conrad Murray:

Dr Conrad Murray is addressing the world from a secret location in the Tora Bora Mountain theme park, Michigan.

When Michael Jackson fan Osama bin Laden went missing, he too addressed the world from a secret location. Agents waging the War on Terror studied the tapes for clues. The rock structure, the way his beard fluttered, the advert for Bill’s Trucks And Ass Body Shoppe reflected in his eyes – all clues to his whereabouts.

Now Dr Conrad Murray is speaking from a secret hideout. And the clues to where he is are everywhere:

Clue: In the course of his address he blinks three times. Three is the official number of North Dakota.

Clue: Behind him is a wall made by the Ohio Inc. Brick Co..

Clue: The sofa is a colour is produced by Dye No.3241 manufactured by Mr Wong’s Acme Paints, Kowloon, whose US distributor lives in California.

The clues are many. Says Dr Murray:

I want to thank all of my patients and friends who have sent such kind emails, letters and messages to let me know of your support and prayers for me and my family. Because of all that is going on, I am afraid to return phone calls or use my email. Therefore, I recorded this video to let all of you know that I have been receiving your messages. I have not been able to thank you personally, which as you know, is not normal for me. Your messages give me strength and courage and keep me going. They mean the world to me. Please don’t worry — as long as I keep God in my heart and you in my life, I will be fine. I have done all I can do. I told the truth and I have faith that the truth will prevail. God bless you and thank you.

Happy Birthhay Dear Michael – Now open your gift

Meanwhile Michael Jackson gets the birthday present that keeps on giving – a burial plot to live in forever. And not just a burial plot, neither:

Dallas News: “Michael Jackson will be buried on his birthday”

Happy birthday to you, hap-pee birfday tooo yoooooo… Speech!

Michael Jackson will be buried in a private service at Forest Lawn-Glendale on Aug. 29, a spokesman said in a prepared statement Tuesday. Guests will be limited to family and close friends.

Had Jackson been cremated he could have blown out the birthday candles.


Now we’ll finally see how Jacko stacks up against Hollywood’s greatest entertainers. More than two months after Michael Jackson’s shocking death, he’ll take his third and final curtain call at a super-secure funeral in a mausoleum, where he’ll spend eternity surrounded by Tinseltown’s brightest stars.

For he’s a jolly good fellow… Here’s comes Jackson now, held aloft by a bevy of zombies doing the Thriller dance.

It’s a Who Was Who:

Jackson’s final resting place is a crypt in the wall at the Holly Terrace section of the Great Mausoleum at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, Calif., just outside LA, sources said. The mausoleum is decorated with replicas of Michelangelo’s greatest works.

450px-michelangelos_davidThe statue of the boy with his little willy hanging out? It’s what Jackson would have wanted:

Other famous occupants of the burial chamber include screen legends Clark Gable, W.C. Fields, Red Skelton and Jean Harlow. Among Jacko’s other notable neighbors are Lon Chaney Sr.; Gable’s third wife, actress Carole Lombard; writer Louis L’Amour; and Seabiscuit jockey George Woolf.

Be there or be nowhere.

The Michael Jackson Talent Show

Meanwhile in the world of the living it’s year 1 AM (After Mike):

The Sun: “THE BBC plans to cash in on Michael Jackson mania with an X Factor-style hunt for a dancer who can master the legend’s moves.”

The show – to be called Move Like Jacko – is still at an early planning stage. But insiders say execs will try to land one of Jackson’s siblings as a judge – possibly Jermaine, or LaToya, who have both won UK fans on Celebrity Big Brother.

Er, yeah. Because that is why they’re famous…

The Sun: Doc sued by Jacko mum for $100m

MICHAEL Jackson’s mum Katherine is set to make a $100MILLION “wrongful death” claim against the doctor under investigation, it emerged last night.

Katherine, 79, may try to sue Dr Conrad Murray for her son’s loss of earnings – and her emotional distress.

Loss of earnings?

Michael Jackson estate earns $100M since death

Michael Jackson – Rest in Pieces…

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