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Chip Shape Kerry Katona “Batters” Her Accountant

by | 27th, August 2009

3074640KERRY Katona is arrested for “battering her accountant”.

So says the Mirror. If true, was Kerry driven to it by constant speculation about her weight?

Did a lack of fried food in her diet force Our Kerry over the edge?

And if you were to batter anyone, would you batter something as dry as an accountant?

A source said: “She struck out at McHugh and battered him. It wasn’t pretty. She seemed out of control.”

The accountant is one David McHugh:

McHugh, who was jailed for deception in 2004, is a close friend of Croft’s. He also acts as Kerry’s legal adviser. In March she hired new financial advisers to sort out her affairs after announcing she was splitting from [husband Mark] Croft.

Croft – aka The Pickled Egg – has offered no comment…

The Top Ten People and Professions To Batter:

Bat Man
Nora Batty
Lap dancers
Battery hens
The French
George Clooney
Mr Blobby
Les Battersby
Mike Batt

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