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Lauren Bacall And Robert Pattinson Remake Nosferatu

by | 27th, August 2009

25040735LAUREN Bacall (nee Betty Joan Perske) is the latest star to realise that Twitter is a great self-promotional tool, and you don’t even need to flash your crotch – and you know Lauren would if the part demanded it.

Lauren has been to see Twilight with her granddaughter. While the little Baccallite saw meaning and plot and great acting in Robert Pattinson’s hair, grandma saw red:

Yes, I saw Twilight – my granddaughter made me watch it, she said it was the greatest vampire film ever. After the ‘film’ was over I wanted to smack her across her head with my shoe, but I do not want a (tell-all) book called Grannie Dearest written on me when I die. So instead I gave her a DVD of Murnau’s 1922 masterpiece Nosferatu and told her, ‘Now that’s a vampire film!’ And that goes for all of you! Watch Nosferatu instead!”

Yeah, the film with vampire guy with no hair. Where’s the plot in that, grandma?

Put it down to her age and envy that you can still eat popcorn…

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Posted: 27th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink