England WAGs Orgy In South Africa, In Pictures
WORLD Cup Watch: “FAB CAP SLAP SEX BAN ON WAGS” screams the Sun from its front page. “FAB BANS WAGS,” nods the Mirror fron its.
FAB is Fabio Capello, the one who will be the tabloids’ Fabio Crapello should England fail in South Africa. But with passage to the World Cup finals secured, attention turns to the WAGs, the lads’ cheerbleeders who will show Cape Town shopkkepers what a swarm of locusts really looks like.
Capllo says the tournament is not a “holiday“, warning the WAGs:
“If you don’t like it, don’t come… I hope this period that we are at the World Cup will be very long.The players will have one day with their family, with the girls and friends. It will be one day a week, after each game and that is enough. That’s it.”
Yeah, a whole one day. The WAGs must be cock-a-hoop. Now they can get on with some front-line WAGgery unencumbered by a man who spends his days dressed like a snotty nine-year-old boy. And they don’t have to shag him because Fabio says sex is out.
So here’s the Mirror to tell readers:
Tough Fabio Capello last night banned England’s Wags from the World Cup.
Or as Greegg Ladd in the Sun puts it:
FABIO CAPELLO has given the green light for the WAGs circus to continue during next year’s World Cup.
The England boss is happy for friends and family to join his players in South Africa — provided it is for one day only after each match.
Such are the facts.
Capello hasn’t banned the WAGs from travelling because to do so would be a restriction of trade and possibly illegal.
But the claims and counter-claims do give the Mirror the opening to relive those heady days of Baden-Baden as Frank Lampard’s former girlfriend Elen Rives tells locals to “F*** off and leave us alone” (she’s Spanish so “1 World Cup and 2 World Wars is out”), spent £55,000 a one-hour shopping trip in an hour and behave like, well, footballers.
Game on.
The Baden Baden WAGs In Pictures
Posted: 11th, September 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
