Anorak News | Kerry Katona Locked In Attic With a Royal Marine And A Hot Tub, Charlotte Church in Iceland

Kerry Katona Locked In Attic With a Royal Marine And A Hot Tub, Charlotte Church in Iceland

by | 13th, September 2009

kerry katona icelandCHARLOTTE Church is the news face and chest freezer of Iceland, replacing Kerry Katona as the personality behind own-brand ketchup.

The People tells readers:

Charlotte and her rugby star boyfriend Gavin Henson, 28, have been dubbed the Posh and Becks of Wales.

Does Wales need its own Posh and Becks? Did anyone ask the locals?

She has gone from a size 16 to a 12 after giving birth to son Dexter, now seven months.

A size 10, actually. Closer magazine has the facts. Or a 12. Because OK! magazine has the, er, facts.

Disgraced Kerry, known for her slogan “Mum’s gone to Iceland”, lost a £290,000-a-year contract with the firm.

Which the Mail confirms:

Last month she was sacked from her £250,000 contract with Iceland after she was filmed snorting cocaine in her bathroom.

Anyhow, The People says Church has singed a £250,00 deal and depending on which organ she reads she’s is either on a par with Katona or worth about 89p to the Katona lb.

And what of Katona? The NoTW tells us:

TROUBLED Kerry Katona has locked herself away in her ATTIC as she battles with money problems and tries to hide from her cocaine scandal. The axed Iceland ads star is living in a small dirty loft space at the top of her mansion that she calls her “panic room.”

Kerry Katona is a modern day Miss Haverhsam, binging on kebabs and screaming for Molly and Lilly and Heidi, where once Estella sufficed: “I stole her heart away and put Iceland in its place.”

A source adds:

“She’s been heard pacing up and down talking to herself.”

Or as The People puts it:

Kerry Katona has plunged her troubled marriage into even deeper crisis by sharing a hot tub with a hunky Royal Marine.

Anyone else up there?

Posted: 13th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink