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Katie Price Reveals Rapist’s Identity

by | 15th, September 2009

rapeKATIE Price says she was raped. And then the other heeled clog drops: Katie says the rapist is a well-known celebrity.

So who is this celebrity?

“A famous celebrity raped me and Peter knows who it was. It was years ago before I was with Pete, and my friends and family knew about it at the time.”

Next week, Katie might tell us the colour of the rapist’s hair. Then she will maybe say where she was raped and give us a clue as to whether it involved lead piping, a rope or a gun. Then we’ll be able to play Strip Cluedo, Celebrity Edition, using our vibrating pieces to race around the board from Anand Jon Alexander, Fatty Arbuckle, Mike Tyson and whoever it was who Ulrika Jonsson said raped her in her book.

But don’t play with Peter Andre. No, no because he’ll sit with a bowl of soup on his lap and asks for cuddles, but because Katie says:

“He’s not the Pete I knew any more. He’s being really cruel when he knows exactly who did it.”

This is a serious game. As Katie has already said in OK!, required reading among the Celebrity Police Force:

Rape is a subject very close to my own heart. I was raped when I was younger, more than once.”

So why not tell the world who it was and get a rapist off the street, or pushed from the celebrity sofa?

Until then, look out for more clues in next week’s OK!



Posted: 15th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, OK! Comments (8) | TrackBack | Permalink