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Jessica Simpson Appeals For Her Lost Baby On Oprah Winfrey

by | 18th, September 2009

JESSICA Simpson is a mum, or “mom” as the Americans are wont to have it, which sounds a bit like mong, a playground insult for people with learning difficulties. .

Jessica Simpson is mom to a Moodle called Daisy, a maltese poodle cross.

Jessica Simpson writes:

Still holding on despite the assholes who say it’s a dumb thing to do. Daisy is my baby… why would I stop searching? I’m a mom.

Any more of this and Jessica Simpson will be quoting Kate McCann and demanding an appearance on Oprah Winfrey, where she will dab at her eyes with one of her new range of tissues before timeline images produced by an out-of-work former FBI photoshop expert that show how Daisy would look in the year 2020.

Right now Jessica is out looking for her pooch. She’s probably in Antioch,scraping at the dry earth. That bone. You don’t think..? No. Too early. But might there be a seriel moodle killed at large?

Jessica Simpson – this one’s gonna run and run…

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