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Peter Andre Takes Little Peter And Katie On Tour

by | 22nd, September 2009

TO New! magazine, in which Dignified Peter Andre writes a column. This week Peter interrupts his insight into plate tectonics to talk about Katie’s rape:

“I can’t stress enough how sorry I am if this happened to Kate, but I knew nothing about it and don’t appreciate being dragged into this story. Why am I getting the blame for not knowing when I didn’t? I just want to keep out of it.”

What better way of keeping out of than speaking about it in a magazine?
And then there’s dragging the kids into it.

Ok, not dragging, more raising their profiles:

Expect a couple of little surprises when Peter Andre goes on tour – in the shape of his two young children. The Aussie pop hunk is planning a 30-date UK tour during which he will be joined on stage by Junior, four, and two-year-old Princess… “He’ll be pushing me off the stage saying, ‘Daddy give me a go.’ He knows all the words to Behind Closed Doors and he loves dancing around.”

That’s just charming isn’t it. The little love knows all the words to the song inspired by dad’s thoughts about mum, and why they split up and why dad was suffering so much he walked out on”despicable”  mum.

And whoooo wood have knowwwwn
Haz a wairfe, too kidzzz an-a free storeyyyy hoaoaoame
Gott awll theze thangs yet heez still aloaoaoaoone
Wot doooo weeeeee knowowowow, wot doooo wee knowwwwwow

If Princess Tiamminimiiii can reprise the role of the slapper in the video, she and Junior can be the new Peter and Katie, only less childish…

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