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Katie Price Stars On Loose Women

by | 2nd, October 2009

7039051KATIE Price is the real star of Loose Women, the ITV lunch-and-spite fest:

In the Telegraph, Gail Hornby is making links:

Caution: women on the loose – Loose Women, like New Labour, has been running long enough, says Gill Hornby.

When New Labour dies hacks will try to look at things that typified the era. For Gail Hornby it’s four gargoyle-like women nattering as if they’re on a train, each speaking down their mobile phones to a man on anti-depressants:

Helpless with laughter, whooping, screeching, tissues at the ready for the tears of uncontainable mirth, they can find a dirty, sexist, demeaning turn in anything. Breakfast: “Can you get through the day without something inside you?” Shrieeeek! A vibrating Power Plate exercise machine: “It might not keep you fit, but it puts a smile on your face!” Hahahahah! Untidy husbands: “Every so often, I have to take him in hand.” Whoo!

Any other news, Gail?

Katie Price, aka Jordan, has only been with us for 31 years – although it may seem longer, and she has packed quite a bit in.

A rat-a-tat-a-tat…

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