Amy Winehouse Showcases New Breasts On Strictly Come Dancing
AMY Winehouse has had a boob job. So says the Sun, which tells us that the boob job is “SECRET” because Amy didn’t tell the papers she was having it done.
Winehouse also failed to have her breasts enlarged in St Lucia, so failing to give tabloid hacks another reason to jet to the sunshine and comment on her bikini. Instead she had her boobs done in the secret exotica of London – where the Sun is, er, based.
And Winehouse had had her breasts enlarged, which may or may not be the “routine procedure” her spokesperson tells of.
Winehouse is “BACK TO STACKED”.
Wino’s new breasts retail at £35k, For that you get a hospital stay, two 32D-cup bags and recovery time, with discounts for anyone bringing their own anaesthetics.
One patient tells the Sun:
“She started rambling and said, ‘I’ve had a boob job. I ‘ad ’em done for Strictly. I wanted to look my best and I’m sick of stuffing hankies down my bra’.”
The buzz is that Winehouse is to appear as a backing singer on Strictly Come Dancing as a backing singer for her 13-year-old god-daughter Dionne Bromfield, signed to the recovering druggie’s own record label.
Who needs the X Factor when you’ve got the N-Factor – nepotism?
Mark Linsey, the BBC’s Controller of Entertainment Commissioning, corrects our cynicism:
“We are delighted to showcase the television debut of Dionne Bromfield on Strictly Come Dancing. Dionne is an exceptional new talent and it will be an extra special event for our viewers to see her perform alongside Amy Winehouse, an artist we have been looking to book on the show for some time.”
Well, Amy is ready for her close-up now. And in case Dionne fails to live up to the hype, at least we can now watch Amy’s breasts and maybe even vote on them…
Posted: 10th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
