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Woman Denies Oral Sex In Humpty Doo Sex Case

by | 13th, October 2009

humpty-dooTHE Humpty Doo Sex Case trundles on as Allyson White responds to the accusation that she was performing a “sex act” on a man when he crashed in Darwin’s rural area. Ms White says it is “absolutely wrong“. And she has proof:

I was not sucking his d*** – and it’s pretty obvious that wasn’t the case … you only have to look at the mark on my chest.

“Clearly I had my seatbelt on, so it’s impossible that I’d be leaning over sucking his d*** unless he is hung like a donkey or I’ve got a f****** rubber neck.

“If it was true I’d just cop it sweet and think ‘how embarrassing, I got caught sucking someone’s d***’ – but it is not true and that’s what is p****** me off.

“It didn’t happen like that at all – he was just going too fast.”

Police had earlier reported that the 33-year-old driver was distracted by the woman passenger and went off the road, smashing his single cab Hilux ute into a concrete drain on Pioneer Rd in… Humpty Doo.

Ms White continues:

“I don’t understand where that story has come from. It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he’d already paid me. But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job.”

With complementary airbags…

Posted: 13th, October 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink