Anorak News | Somalia’s Youth Police Whip Women With Firm Breasts

Somalia’s Youth Police Whip Women With Firm Breasts

by | 18th, October 2009

burkaBUDDING Jordan wannabes should conjure with the name Somalia, as news reaches us of Mogadishu’s breast police.

Islamist group al Shabaab – al Qaeda’s “youth” wing – is publicly whipping women for wearing bras which violate Islam by constituting a deception.

Hard men with large impressive guns are prowling the streets for women with a firm bust. The Islamicists say breasts should be firm naturally, or just flat.

Anorak finds this just revolting. Old Mr Anorak has formed a protest committee and is right now on his way to Somalia.

He will dressed as a pneumatic stunna, and will be stood at the junction of Priapic Boulevard and Moist Tissue Lane waiting to meet the oppressors.

If one of these young men would be so kind as to scream “You naughty, naughty, girl” as they administer the sound thrashing he would be most appreciative.

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